Unpacking / Packing/ WiFi (Based on a True Story) / by Jeffrey Lo

UNPACKING / PACKING / WIFI (BASED ONA TRUE STORY)
BY JEFFREY LO
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The food court of a shopping mall.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO roams the food court, heavy backpack strapped on, iced coffee in hand.

He has trouble finding an open table.

But eventually he finds an open table.

This open table even has an open chair – score!

MAYBE JEFFREY LO rushes to the table.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO puts his backpack on one chair and sits in the other.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO unpacks his laptop from his bag.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO takes out a specific container built just for his many cables

MAYBE JEFFREY LO unpacks his cables from his bag and connects them into his laptop.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO takes his phone out of his pocket and connects it to his laptop.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO unpacks his notebook and sets it next to his laptop.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO takes out his pencil bag and picks his favorite pen.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO sets his favorite pen next to his notebook.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO takes a sip of his iced coffee.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO smiles.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO opens his laptop.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO finds the mall’s free wifi.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO clicks on the mall’s free wifi.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO waits.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO waits.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO waits.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO’S screen says “Error connecting to wifi.”

MAYBE JEFFREY LO stares in horror.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO sighs.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO spots a sign next to him.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO reads, “Sorry for the inconvenience, our mall wifi is currently down.”

Silence.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO looks around, hoping for some sympathy.

MAYBE JEFFREY LO gets no sympathy because – in the grand scheme of things – this isn’t a big deal.

Lights fade as MAYBE JEFFREY LO begins the process of packing his crap back up.

END OF PLAY.