VERSACE ON MY FLOOR BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
CHARLENE walks out of a very teenager-centric store.
She’s posting something on twitter, texting her friends, sending them a snapchat while posting to her
Instagram story all at the same time.
Then suddenly the sound of a very large amp being turned on is heard.
CHARLENE looks up.
Oh my god…
IT’S BRUNO MARS!!!!
CHARLENE LOVES BRUNO MARS!
BRUNO MARS: Hello Milpitas! I’m here to surprise you all with a song!
CHARLENE pulls out her phone to record the performance.
CHARLENE is SO excited!
BRUNO MARS plays a song – probably Versace on the Floor because why not?
CHARLENE records the performance, staring at her screen the entire time.
BRUNO MARS finishes the song.
BRUNO MARS: Alright! Thank you Milpitas! Good night!
BRUNO MARS abruptly exits.
CHARLENE stops recording on her phone.
CHARLENE realizes BRUNO MARS is gone.
CHARLENE also realizes she watched his entire performance through her phone while he was right next to her.
CHARLENE is disappointed.
CHARLENE shrugs it off and begins to post her video on various social media platforms.
END OF PLAY.