The Song That Doesn't End / by Jeffrey Lo

THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END BY JEFFREY LO
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TYRONE aka LAMBCHOP sets down a meal on his dining table.

Probably Lambchops.

Probably mashed potatoes.

Probably some broccoli. For health.

He runs offstage and plays some music.

A funk song.

A good funk song.

An old funk song.

A good ole’ funk song.

TYRONE aka LAMBCHOP sits down and eats his meal.

He enjoys the meal while he enjoys the music.

He enjoys the music and the food like no one is watching.

He doesn’t know there’s an entire theatre audience watching.

Anyway.

He enjoys thie music and food for a while.

Maybe like… 20 minutes?

Then he finishes his food.

Then he wipes his mouth.

Then TYRONE aka LAMPCHOP makes a realization.

TYRONE AKA LAMPCHOP: Has the same song been playing this whole time?

Blackout.

END OF PLAY.