READING GRANTS BY JEFFREY LO
BILLY on his laptop reading grant applications.
BILLY whispers to himself.
BILLY:
Oh gosh….
Grant apps on grant apps on grant apps…
So many grant apps…
So much reading.
So much work…
Maybe I shouldn’t have agreed to be a part of this –
Nah.
I should do this.
This is important work.
Of course.
Very important.
And the hard part isn’t even all the work or all the reading!
It’s just that I want to fund everyone!
Everyone is so good!
Everyone is worthwhile!
BILLY clicks on the next application.
BILLY:
Ew.
Except this one.
NOPE.
BYE!
Blackout.
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