NO BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
CRISSY and MARCIA in a work break room.
CRISSY:
Have you ever wondered why we shoot fireworks on the 4thof July?
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Have you ever wondered why clouds always feel like they are moving?
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Have you ever wondered how airplanes can just fly through clouds?
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Have you ever wondered how TSA precheck works?
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Have you ever wondered how you can check in on Southwest at the first possible second and still get boarding class B?
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Have you ever wondered how LYFT actually works?
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Have you ever thought about actually drinking the water your LYFT driver offers you?
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Have you ever wondered if there is a real Crystal Geyser?
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CRISSY drinks her water.
MARCIA looks at her.
MARCIA:
No.
MARCIA takes her lunch and exits.
Blackout.
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