THE 2026 PROJECT, 52 SUNDAYS, 52 MONOLOGUES
MEDITATIVE FLOW
BY JEFFREY LO
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PHIL
April fools?
Did you just say April fools?
You mother f –
You better not have just said April fools to me.
Because let me tell you something.
Let me tell you.
If you think you are April fooling me, you have no idea what a fool YOU are.
I am TIRED of being made a fool.
April or not.
Any damn month, I am tired of being the fool.
And I sure as hell am tired of being the April Fool.
Do you know how much stress you just cost me?
You probably took a damn year off of my life being worried about the shit that was coming out of your mouth, talking about APRIL FOOLS.
And for what?
What was it for?
Why did you need to do that?
For your April fools?
For your fake holiday?
For your on shits and giggles?
Tell me – was it worth it?
Do you feel good about yourself?
Do you feel like LESS of a fool trying to make ME a fool.
Well let me tell you – you have no idea if it was worth it or not.
You will not know until you get got.
And when you get GOT.
You will then be able to reflect on this very moment.
And you will then be able to do whatever damn emotional calculation you need to do to decide if this was worth it or not because let me tell you –
You are going to get got.
And you are going to get got good.
And I hope for your sake.
For your mental sanity.
I hope that this was worth it.
…
Because just you wait.
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