THIS IS ART BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
A blank stage with nothing but a projection surface.
A moment of silence.
A long moment of silence.
The silence should last until it feels stupid, really.
Then, THE DIRECTOR enters.
He slowly walks to center stage.
He sits cross legged on the floor.
PROJECTION: This is Art.
Again, a moment of silence.
Again, a long moment of silence.
Again, the silence should last until it feels stupid.
PROJECTION: This is
With the final projection still on the screen, THE DIRECTOR stands up.
THE DIRECTOR smiles at the audience.
THE DIRECTOR bows.
END OF PLAY.