I NEVER DIED BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
A bar.
FOSTER talking to someone at the bar.
FOSTER:
How old am I?
The right age.
If you’re interested that is.
If not then –
Don’t worry about it.
Just know that I’ve lived a life.
How old?
I told you I –
Ok.
But know that I’m not lying, ok?
Promise?
Ok.
I’m.
Um.
309.
Seriously.
Yeah, I know.
I look 28.
That’s just because – well.
When I turned 28…
I stopped aging.
See, here’s the thing. I’m going to live forever.
Actually.
Yeah.
On my 28thbirthday I learned that the men in my family get a choice.
To live forever or age and die like everyone else.
See the thing is, I didn’t believe my dad.
Why would I?
It sounds like bullshit so I assumed it was bullshit.
And assuming it’s bullshit I told him – never age, duh.
10 years pass by…
And I realize…
I actually made that choice.
I’m actually going to live forever.
I’ve outlived every girl I’ve ever loved.
I’m going to outlive you.
…
…
Wanna get out of here?
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