KNOCKING BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
HAROLD, an 8 year old boy and his father, PETER eating breakfast.
All we hear is the sound of the crunch…
Captain crunch. (get it?)
PETER watches his son.
PETER: How’s it going Harry?
PETER: How’s your cereal?
PETER: Hey, Harry.
HAROLD: Yeah dad?
PETER: Wanna hear a joke?
HAROLD: I guess.
PETER: Ok. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
HAROLD: … why?
PETER: Because he couldn’t see himself doing it.
PETER: That’s funny!
HAROLD: Yeah, kinda.
PETER: Come on! Don’t you find that funny!?
END OF PLAY.